3 definitions by Ted Jones

tax man

1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector

Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.

by Ted Jones December 21, 2003

lesbindian

a suburban girl of indian heritage who finds girls attractive in a non-sexual manner

Tara is such a lesbindian, she always points out a hot girl for us when she sees one.

by Ted Jones December 21, 2003

tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man

The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.

by Ted Jones December 21, 2003