Ted's definitions

jonk

junk, stuff

Tha jonk is tight!

by Ted April 11, 2003

Yes Mate

A greeting.

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!

by Ted May 4, 2003

Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

by ted August 16, 2004

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 4, 2005

5 cent

Vern Troyer

Came out as 5 cent during the Teen Choice Awards 2003.

by Ted August 8, 2003

yous

Plural of you.

Are yous going to the movie tonight?

Fuck off yous.

by Ted March 19, 2003