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fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.
Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.
by Ted April 18, 2005
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intar

A prefix that can be added to any word associated with the internet to signify leetness.
intarmail (e-mail)
intarcash (paypal)
intarspam (e-mail spam)
intarfriends (your AIM/IRC buddies)
by ted August 15, 2004
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Yes Mate

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!
by Ted May 4, 2003
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jonk

Tha jonk is tight!
by Ted April 11, 2003
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penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo
mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!
by Ted April 6, 2005
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Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle
Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle
by ted December 6, 2004
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shorty doowop

a girl that you like or love or have a crush on. mostly are short . lol.
she's MY short doowop, stay the fuck away.
by ted August 14, 2004
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