Ted's definitions

cumiahrrea

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.

i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.

by ted July 6, 2004

pathetasad

to be Jon Maksin.

Hey Maksin, you are so pathetasad. If you wern't so megamaksintarded I'd kick your ass just for the exercise.

by ted December 13, 2003

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

bang

1.saying a guy having sex with a girl too hard. the whole bed is shaking and stuff.
2. saying a girl is very very hot.
3.hit someone

1.DMX was banging that white girl in never die alone that movie.
2. dude beyonce bangs.
3. im gonna bang the shit out of ya/

by ted August 14, 2004

penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo

mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!

by Ted April 6, 2005

SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 8, 2004