32 definitions by TangClock
When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.
by TangClock May 14, 2009
by TangClock February 7, 2009
Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
by TangClock July 13, 2009