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Groggin' Noggin

Huey ate shit on that rail a few minutes ago, and just popped five Tylenol. He must have a pretty groggin' noggin.
by TangClock February 25, 2009
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Bong Song

An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.
"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.
by TangClock July 26, 2009
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Enterprise

n. An award given simply for participation.
Jimmy - "I entered this contest hoping to win gold, but all I got was this lousy enterprise."
by TangClock February 6, 2009
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Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
by TangClock February 16, 2009
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20/20 pimple

A pimple which can easily be noticed by a person with normal vision. Much unlike a blind pimple.
Person 1 "Did you see that zit that Jimmy had on his nose?"
Person 2 "Of course I did. Everyone could. It was a 20/20 pimple for sure."
by TangClock May 17, 2009
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Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.
by TangClock April 16, 2009
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Rough Go

to have a bad time; Poor luck.
Billy had a rough go this week. He failed his exam, got punched out, and his dog died.
by Tangclock January 29, 2014
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