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A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
by TangClock March 17, 2009
Get the CheapES mug.AKA Worrywart - Someone who is always worrying about everything, whether it is a big deal or unimportant.
A Worry Wart "I don't know guys, I don't think we should go to Burger King, I've heard bad things about that place."
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.
by TangClock February 16, 2009
Get the Worry Wart mug.Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
Get the Turd of Shit mug.A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
by TangClock April 18, 2009
Get the Spanky mug.Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
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Get the Cold Can mug.A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
by TangClock March 6, 2009
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