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Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.
by TangClock July 12, 2009
mugGet the Flame Retardedmug.

Hero Factor

A factor that must never be forgotten during a public robbery. This is when a bystander, clerk, or other person tries to be a hero by pulling a knife, gun, or any other way of attacking the robber. The robber must never underestimate the hero factor, which could be deadly.
Are you kidding me!? You want to rob a GYM!? Don't forget the hero factor, my friend.
by TangClock August 23, 2009
mugGet the Hero Factormug.

Skin

1. noun. The stuff that decides if rednecks will like you or not
2. noun. Rolling papers
3. noun. A high five
4. noun. Used to describe somebody wearing revealing clothing
5. noun. Used to describe somebody who is in the nude
6. noun. Said when guys discuss how their time with a girl was if their time involved an unclothed woman.
1. "Damn it. My skin is all sunburned!"
2. "Get the skins, homie."
3. "Gimme some skin, dog!" *holds hand up for a high five*
4. "Wow, check that chick out. She sure is showing skin!"
5. "I was minding my own business on my deck yesterday, and some fine piece of ass walked by in the skin!"
6. "Man, you won't believe it. Last night I got skin from Tracy!"
by TangClock May 14, 2009
mugGet the Skinmug.

Nugget

Slang term for the human head.
Cody - "Jordan's dad has the biggest nugget in town!"
by TangClock February 25, 2009
mugGet the Nuggetmug.

Halftime

When at a buffet, when one finishes their plate, they sometimes have the kindness to wait for their fellow food pounding comrades to finish their plates as well. This begins halftime. When all are finished and ready for round 2 (or more), they all get up together and refill their plates. Gameplay resumes.
Guy #1: "Alright, I'm done of my plate."
Guy #2: "Aww man, I'm still not done of mine!"
Guy #1: "That's OK. I'll wait for you. Its halftime."
*pause until eating finishes*
Guy #1: "Alright then, are you ready?"
Guy #2: "Damn straight! Game on!"
by TangClock June 17, 2009
mugGet the Halftimemug.

no doot aboot it

A phrase replacing "no doubt about it" used when mocking Canadians. This phrase ironically is used mostly by Canadians mocking the stereotype. This is perhaps the reason why Canadians are mocked; creating a vicious cycle.
Bob: "That there snow sure is high, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"
by TangClock July 6, 2009
mugGet the no doot aboot itmug.

Project: Boyfriend

A project undertaken by a girl when she begins to date a guy in a lower "league" then herself on purpose. The stunned male, who is very good to this girl, is easily manipulated because he will never have sex so great again. The female then slowly changes the male into what she wants him to be by stopping him from doing certain things /wearing certain things that she does not like. This girls goal is to change the male into her dream man, who is everything she wants in a guy and is still waited on hand and foot. This is almost never the case though, as the guy will eventually realize what is happening, or notices that after these changes he can now go find a better girlfriend.
Did you see Rachel's new boyfriend Gus? He is disgusting! A total Project: Boyfriend.
by TangClock August 12, 2009
mugGet the Project: Boyfriendmug.

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