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The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010
Get the Bandini touchmug. The belly one gets from drinking a 12 pack of beer every day where the abs are covered by a thick layer of fat.
by Takes balls to go by "Dick" March 4, 2011
Get the 12 pack absmug. by Takes balls to go by "Dick" April 18, 2010
Get the CYCAmug.