Tai's definitions

dead ass

To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".

Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog...

Guy 2: What? nah uh, you're lying..

Guy 1: No, for real! I'm dead ass.

by Tai June 30, 2003

smash

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.
1a. Hittin' it
1b. Tappin that ass.

1. Damn, Keri looks good as shit!..I just wanna smash her!

by Tai June 30, 2003

Delphiwater

The sweetest girl in the word ^^

Man, I love Delphiwater.
Tai love Delphiwater

by Tai September 7, 2003

running of the bulls

A unique practice where unimformed, misinformed, or ill-informed, foreigners that know nothing of the history of Pamplona and/or the practice of the running of the bulls, dimisses it to be simply a pastime where drunken farm boys, drunk off of whiskey and barly beer, make their way running through town as they are being chased down by a pack of angry, yet amused bulls.

These boys often scream in terror, shouting phrases like "wordOwch! my stomach lining!"/word or "wordMy blood hurts!/word" Or something of the sort while, routinely, but traditionally, being gorged, or even gutted by the horns of a bull.

The running of the bulls festivals is held in Pamplona, Spain, every year, for nine days in July.

by Tai July 9, 2003

tai

elite, perfect, cool guy in planet

he's name is tai

by tai July 16, 2003

cup-of-coffee

What wordHomsar/word was raised by.

"I was raiiised by a cup of coffee..." -- Homsar (via homestarunner.com)

by Tai August 1, 2003

non

Occasionally used as a prefix for words to literally decribe the opposite of the word.

Slang term placed in front of a word to emphasize a negative aspect.

1. Ashanti is horrible...her and her non-singin' ass..

James: OOOOO! My lunch break is in an hour! Ima go play on my Gameboy SP until then! *runs downstairs*
Boss: *runs to the top of the stairs* Get your non-workin ass back up here NOW!

by Tai July 10, 2003