Tagz's definitions
n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.
by Tagz June 8, 2009

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.
by tagz June 3, 2007

The precarious structure consisting of overhanging, unsupported pie crust that is formed after you take a piece of pie and then go back and scoop out more filling that obviously belongs to the next piece.
by Tagz September 11, 2009

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
by Tagz November 8, 2011

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.
by Tagz December 30, 2008

Someone who feels the need to comment on everyone's Facebook status, isn't funny and contributes nothing.
by tagz September 22, 2013
