Tagz's definitions

Dome Over

When a man begins losing his hair - and shaves his head completely, thinking no one will figure out that he's really doing it because he's bald. Similar to a Comb Over in that it's a feeble attempt to conceal a known condition.

Did you see Jared, he shaved his head! He said he wanted to do something different, but we know it's really a dome over.

by tagz February 23, 2008

Inner Fag

The secret part of every straight male that enjoys Broadway Shows, singing showtunes, antiques, dancing, sad movies, puppies, gazpacho, and Liza Minelli.

Ed went to see "A Chorus Line" last night . . . I think he's exploring his inner fag.

by tagz July 5, 2007

Peegatory

n. Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Peegatory.

by Tagz January 27, 2010

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010

Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.

My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.

by Tagz June 21, 2011

EZPass Hot

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.

I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.

by Tagz October 30, 2011

Pie Cave

The precarious structure consisting of overhanging, unsupported pie crust that is formed after you take a piece of pie and then go back and scoop out more filling that obviously belongs to the next piece.

I'm not taking that piece, somebody got greedy. Look at the size of that pie cave!

by Tagz September 11, 2009