Taeko Hentie's definitions

Cleric

Another way to say time for clam blaming.

It's Cleric, my Clam gots dibbs on that turtle!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Rankstankin'

Junk in the trunk after a week with no soap

Oh Snap! That GURL is Rankstankin' up the whole living room. I should have kicked her out before she ate those wings, now she's gonna sleep all over my fresh, redolent bedding.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Child Porn

Illegal form of Hentai

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

LawlBurger

Asking for directions on how to perform anal to two guys at once with only using one cock.

I want a lawlburger, super size plz!

Come around to the front window, that will be two pounds of meat in a one pound bag. ty.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Pants Sandwich

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.

Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

test

1. N. Oral Or written exam
2. N. Test of long term skills
3. V. Seeing if something works (See testing )
4. N. A Zombie with an afro. (See Gilligan's Island )

1. Person 1 : I can't wait for my test!
Person 2 : That makes 1 nerd!
Person 3 : That was the lamest thing I've ever heard
2. Teacher : We have a test on wednesday and you all better study for it!
Person 1 : Hey look at her huge tits!
Person 2 : Why is she so pissed off recently!
Person 3 : She's just going through her period. ***Chuckle
Teacher : Do you have something to say to me? (Person 3)
Person 3 : No Ma'm, I just said you have a nice ass.
Teacher : What???!?
Person 3 : Wait that isn't what I said!
Teacher : I'm giving you a referral!
Person 3 : Yay!
3. I was just about to test my new lowrider, when a freakin' asteroid came down and busted my spinners. Damn I hate having to repair my new ride, I don't have insurance damnit.
4. Oh Snap! Look at all those Tests! We're fucked!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006