Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Taeko Hentie

Pants Sandwich

When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.

Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.

O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

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Penal Colony

The area Australia is derived from. A long time ago, britain ran out of room in its prisons, so it sent out prisoners to Australia with free land. These criminals make up a majority of Australia's Population today.

Person 1: I learned about the Penal Colony of Australia in World History today! :)
Person 2: Want Some Crack?
Person 3: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

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Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

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Rankstankin'

Junk in the trunk after a week with no soap

Oh Snap! That GURL is Rankstankin' up the whole living room. I should have kicked her out before she ate those wings, now she's gonna sleep all over my fresh, redolent bedding.

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Cleric

Another way to say time for clam blaming.

It's Cleric, my Clam gots dibbs on that turtle!

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Phael

1. Fail
2. Foul
3. Four
4. Fine
5. Find
6. Free

1. U PHAEL @ LIEF
2. Phael Balls are only an inch away! :D
3. DOUCHE + DOUCHE = PHAEL
4. That's Phael in my book. READER AND SEED HER! :D
5. I Phaeled my Math Test, it's behind me.
6. Nothing good in life Phaels, it ends up progressing.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

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