Taeko Hentie's definitions

Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

LawlBurger

Asking for directions on how to perform anal to two guys at once with only using one cock.

I want a lawlburger, super size plz!

Come around to the front window, that will be two pounds of meat in a one pound bag. ty.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Child Porn

Illegal form of Hentai

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Rankstankin'

Junk in the trunk after a week with no soap

Oh Snap! That GURL is Rankstankin' up the whole living room. I should have kicked her out before she ate those wings, now she's gonna sleep all over my fresh, redolent bedding.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Phael

1. Fail
2. Foul
3. Four
4. Fine
5. Find
6. Free

1. U PHAEL @ LIEF
2. Phael Balls are only an inch away! :D
3. DOUCHE + DOUCHE = PHAEL
4. That's Phael in my book. READER AND SEED HER! :D
5. I Phaeled my Math Test, it's behind me.
6. Nothing good in life Phaels, it ends up progressing.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Cleric

Another way to say time for clam blaming.

It's Cleric, my Clam gots dibbs on that turtle!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Slim Pickin'

Skinny little guy at the bottom of the hit list, thinks he's all tough.

Gangsta : Hey Slim Pickin'! We have bigger fish to fry now, but one day we're gonna get your ass!

Slim : I own, u ain't got nothin! U ain't own me!

Person 1 : Just ignore him, let's go down to the beach.
Person 2 : Ya he ain't nobody, he's just a Slim Pickin'!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006