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The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
by Tactical Titty Teen July 29, 2010
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An extremely small small dick. Something that is so small it can't even be seen by the strongest telescope. So small that it would always win any tiny dick contest.
YO, that nigga has a mega tiny dicK!!!!!!!!!

Haha I feel bad for that guy. He has a mega tiny dick!
by Tactical Titty Teen July 26, 2010
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