9 definitions by TUDE

Bubble Puss

Describes a female whose pussy bubbles out right below their belt line. She would somewhat resemble a weeble. The female is overweight in general, but the major girth is below the belt. They like to shop at Wal-Mart so they can utilize their motorized carts. When they sit, it provides a pseudo table where they can sit a bag of chips and a drink.

It is very rare to see a Bubble Puss dancing because they are usually too sad or they do not want to set down their junk food.

by TUDE August 16, 2006

drive of shame

The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.

I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.

by TUDE November 13, 2006

look at me!

Phrase you yell when you pants someone in a public place, preferably a mall. People will look, guaranteed. It's even funnier if you push the person down and run away.

After you pants someone, push them down, yell "look at me!" and run away.

by TUDE August 8, 2006

Purdue

A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.

Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"

Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."

Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."

by TUDE January 11, 2007

Miss Priss

A girl who is stuck up and a goody two shoes and thinks everything is childish. She believes she is better than others, which is reflected in her attitudes and actions. Girls generally start qualifying for this label around middle school. Some grow out of it, but others retain the label even in adulthood.

"When did Jenny turn into a Miss Priss?"

"That woman is such a Miss Priss. It is annoying to be around her."

by TUDE August 9, 2006

suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE August 8, 2006

Lumberjack

A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.

Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.

by TUDE November 28, 2006