TTM's definitions
A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.
I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot!
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.
by TTM May 10, 2005
Get the two part seriesmug. A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It just is.
Examples of what an Unwritten Rule is:
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
by TTM January 8, 2006
Get the Unwritten Rulemug. A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
by TTM September 6, 2005
Get the redneck traffic jammug. An unspoken rule that dictates when two motorists are parked next to each other and inter their car at approximately the same time, the one that starts his/her car first gets to back out first.
Should the cars start at the same exact time, eye contact should be made to decide who is to back out of his/her spot first.
Should the cars start at the same exact time, eye contact should be made to decide who is to back out of his/her spot first.
Adam got in a wreck with a lady who didn't abide by the back out rule. He started his car first, but she backed out first so Adam hit her thinking he was in the clear.
by TTM January 8, 2006
Get the Back Out Rulemug. A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles).
B) The Ultimate ...
C) Perfect, utopian, ideal
B) The Ultimate ...
C) Perfect, utopian, ideal
Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing.
OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.
OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.
by TTM November 1, 2004
Get the Platonic Realitymug. When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
by TTM October 16, 2004
Get the spin a bitchmug. A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.
Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!
by TTM January 17, 2006
Get the trophy crapmug.