TROLLKING9001's definitions

Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.

Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"

by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020

zoom yeet

The act of kicking someone out of a zoom meeting, because, they're trolling, or because they're being annoying.

Today, my teacher had to zoom yeet someone out of the meeting, because he was saying some pretty racist stuff, and he wasn't even supposed to be in our class.

by TROLLKING9001 September 21, 2020

curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.

Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020

fly on Pence's head

The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.

Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.

by TROLLKING9001 October 18, 2020

Turtle

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell is a turtle.

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021

Special Ed

Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.

Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.

by TROLLKING9001 November 16, 2020

Donald Trump

1. The worst President of the USA
2. A dictator.
3. He lies, he cheats, and he is nothing but a selfish crybaby.
4. If he loses 2020, he will probably go to jail
5. He is responsible for 145,000 COVID deaths.

Person 1: Why is Donald Trump still president?
Person 2: He cheated.
Person 1: Oh that makes sense.

by TROLLKING9001 July 24, 2020