TROLLKING9001's definitions

curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.

Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020

Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.

Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"

by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020

Donald Trump

The biggest sore loser in the history of the United States and the WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

-One term
-lost popular vote twice
-Impeached twice
-Solely responsible for over 400,000 COVID-19 deaths
-Incited an attempted insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6th 2021

And after all that, if you still support this orange faggot, you're a Nazi!

After seeing what happened at the US Capitol, I think we can all confirm that Donald Trump is the ABSOLUTE WORST president in all of United States History.

by TROLLKING9001 January 13, 2021

zoom yeet

The act of kicking someone out of a zoom meeting, because, they're trolling, or because they're being annoying.

Today, my teacher had to zoom yeet someone out of the meeting, because he was saying some pretty racist stuff, and he wasn't even supposed to be in our class.

by TROLLKING9001 September 21, 2020

Joe Biden

The oldest president, but also the newest president as of 2020.

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the united states of america.

by TROLLKING9001 November 8, 2020

Turtle

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell is a turtle.

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021

fly on Pence's head

The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.

Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.

by TROLLKING9001 October 18, 2020