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Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020
Get the Boner mug.1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.
2. A way to troll your friends.
by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020
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Get the Gold mug.A black man in Minnesota was murdered on May 26th, 2020. This is a very sad and very outraging moment for the community as this murder was caused by a police who goes by the name of Derek Chauvin, who decided to strangle him to death over a $20 check. The police officer as shown in a video, has his knee on Floyd's neck and pinned to the ground, unable to move at all. People from all around the vicinity tell the officers to stop multiple times but Chauvin would not take his knee off of Floyd's neck. Soon after, Floyd died and eventually this asshole police officer got fired and arrested as well as being charged of third degree murder. As of May 30th, 2020, protests of this action are still happening all across America. Protesters were seen burning cars, police stations, and vandalizing public property to avenge the death of an innocent man. Also, the police officer's wife ended up divorcing him. This is a very ironic chain of events.
by TROLLKING9001 May 30, 2020
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Get the Joe Biden mug.1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020
Get the Farting mug.By far the worst year since World War II. It will get better (I hope)
January: COVID conspiracies
February: COVID-19 reaches America
March: Lockdown in USA
April: Rapid Spread of COVID-19 in USA
May: USA leads in COVID-19 cases
June: Protests and riots following the Death of George Floyd
July: While the rest of the world is recovering smoothly, the US is still in shambles.
August: Trump holds superspreader rallies. He also sends stormtroopers to Portland to attack peaceful protesters
September: Fires everywhere in the west coast.
October: TBD
November: TBD
December: TBD
January: COVID conspiracies
February: COVID-19 reaches America
March: Lockdown in USA
April: Rapid Spread of COVID-19 in USA
May: USA leads in COVID-19 cases
June: Protests and riots following the Death of George Floyd
July: While the rest of the world is recovering smoothly, the US is still in shambles.
August: Trump holds superspreader rallies. He also sends stormtroopers to Portland to attack peaceful protesters
September: Fires everywhere in the west coast.
October: TBD
November: TBD
December: TBD
You can already tell by the fires, the coronavirus, the protests, and the economic collapse that 2020 is the worst year since World War II.
by TROLLKING9001 September 15, 2020
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