TROLLKING9001's definitions

Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Trump

Trump:

verb.

1. To damage something so badly that it cannot be repaired or replaced.
2. To make a mistake and not try to fix it or do something about it.

1. My dad really trumped up the car and we don't have enough money to buy a new one.
2. If you keep on trumping in school, you'll never be successful.

by TROLLKING9001 November 13, 2020

curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.

Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020

Joe Biden

The oldest president, but also the newest president as of 2020.

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the united states of america.

by TROLLKING9001 November 8, 2020

Death of George Floyd

A black man in Minnesota was murdered on May 26th, 2020. This is a very sad and very outraging moment for the community as this murder was caused by a police who goes by the name of Derek Chauvin, who decided to strangle him to death over a $20 check. The police officer as shown in a video, has his knee on Floyd's neck and pinned to the ground, unable to move at all. People from all around the vicinity tell the officers to stop multiple times but Chauvin would not take his knee off of Floyd's neck. Soon after, Floyd died and eventually this asshole police officer got fired and arrested as well as being charged of third degree murder. As of May 30th, 2020, protests of this action are still happening all across America. Protesters were seen burning cars, police stations, and vandalizing public property to avenge the death of an innocent man. Also, the police officer's wife ended up divorcing him. This is a very ironic chain of events.

The Death of George Floyd shows just how unfairly treated people are. People deserve justice!

by TROLLKING9001 May 30, 2020

Donald Trump

The biggest sore loser in the history of the United States and the WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

-One term
-lost popular vote twice
-Impeached twice
-Solely responsible for over 400,000 COVID-19 deaths
-Incited an attempted insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6th 2021

And after all that, if you still support this orange faggot, you're a Nazi!

After seeing what happened at the US Capitol, I think we can all confirm that Donald Trump is the ABSOLUTE WORST president in all of United States History.

by TROLLKING9001 January 13, 2021

zoom yeet

The act of kicking someone out of a zoom meeting, because, they're trolling, or because they're being annoying.

Today, my teacher had to zoom yeet someone out of the meeting, because he was saying some pretty racist stuff, and he wasn't even supposed to be in our class.

by TROLLKING9001 September 21, 2020