TROLLKING9001's definitions

Joe Biden

The oldest president, but also the newest president as of 2020.

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the united states of america.

by TROLLKING9001 November 8, 2020

Death of George Floyd

A black man in Minnesota was murdered on May 26th, 2020. This is a very sad and very outraging moment for the community as this murder was caused by a police who goes by the name of Derek Chauvin, who decided to strangle him to death over a $20 check. The police officer as shown in a video, has his knee on Floyd's neck and pinned to the ground, unable to move at all. People from all around the vicinity tell the officers to stop multiple times but Chauvin would not take his knee off of Floyd's neck. Soon after, Floyd died and eventually this asshole police officer got fired and arrested as well as being charged of third degree murder. As of May 30th, 2020, protests of this action are still happening all across America. Protesters were seen burning cars, police stations, and vandalizing public property to avenge the death of an innocent man. Also, the police officer's wife ended up divorcing him. This is a very ironic chain of events.

The Death of George Floyd shows just how unfairly treated people are. People deserve justice!

by TROLLKING9001 May 30, 2020

Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

Special Ed

Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.

Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.

by TROLLKING9001 November 16, 2020

Donald Trump

1. The worst President of the USA
2. A dictator.
3. He lies, he cheats, and he is nothing but a selfish crybaby.
4. If he loses 2020, he will probably go to jail
5. He is responsible for 145,000 COVID deaths.

Person 1: Why is Donald Trump still president?
Person 2: He cheated.
Person 1: Oh that makes sense.

by TROLLKING9001 July 24, 2020

Gold

When game developers run out of ideas for skins

I'm out of ideas. What do you think we could use?
Gold.
That's genius!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020