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1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.
2. A way to troll your friends.
by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020
Get the curse of binding mug.Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020
Get the Boner mug.1. The reason that you exist
2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.
3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.
2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.
3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.
Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"
by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020
Get the Parents mug.By far the worst year since World War II. It will get better (I hope)
January: COVID conspiracies
February: COVID-19 reaches America
March: Lockdown in USA
April: Rapid Spread of COVID-19 in USA
May: USA leads in COVID-19 cases
June: Protests and riots following the Death of George Floyd
July: While the rest of the world is recovering smoothly, the US is still in shambles.
August: Trump holds superspreader rallies. He also sends stormtroopers to Portland to attack peaceful protesters
September: Fires everywhere in the west coast.
October: TBD
November: TBD
December: TBD
January: COVID conspiracies
February: COVID-19 reaches America
March: Lockdown in USA
April: Rapid Spread of COVID-19 in USA
May: USA leads in COVID-19 cases
June: Protests and riots following the Death of George Floyd
July: While the rest of the world is recovering smoothly, the US is still in shambles.
August: Trump holds superspreader rallies. He also sends stormtroopers to Portland to attack peaceful protesters
September: Fires everywhere in the west coast.
October: TBD
November: TBD
December: TBD
You can already tell by the fires, the coronavirus, the protests, and the economic collapse that 2020 is the worst year since World War II.
by TROLLKING9001 September 15, 2020
Get the 2020 mug.A phrase that people say nowadays, because the coronavirus is decimating the population of the earth. Saying that basically means that we are going to fight the coronavirus together which makes no sense, since the only people actually "fighting" the virus is doctors and nurses. The whole point in people saying this is to get people to stop freaking out over it, because although the coronavirus is more contagious and deadlier than the normal flu, very few people actually die from the virus. (side note: although it is a nuisance to most people, to some, they have things to worry about. In the big picture, coronavirus does affect the economy.)
"We're all in this together" says Tom. John replies by saying, "Bruh, the only people who are actually working are doctors and nurses while we can't fricken go anywhere since the lockdown!"
by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020
Get the we're all in this together mug.1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020
Get the Farting mug.Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.
Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.
by TROLLKING9001 November 16, 2020
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