TROLLKING9001's definitions

Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Donald Trump

1. The worst President of the USA
2. A dictator.
3. He lies, he cheats, and he is nothing but a selfish crybaby.
4. If he loses 2020, he will probably go to jail
5. He is responsible for 145,000 COVID deaths.

Person 1: Why is Donald Trump still president?
Person 2: He cheated.
Person 1: Oh that makes sense.

by TROLLKING9001 July 24, 2020

Chad

Another word for a tryhard. Commonly used by gamers who repeatedly get killed or attacked by the same person over and over again.

Dude! That guy's a Chad! He has like 20 kills!

by TROLLKING9001 August 4, 2020

Science

Donald Trump's worst nightmare.

Normal Person: We need to listen to science!
Donald Trump: *confused screaming

by TROLLKING9001 August 28, 2020

Question Box

When you're in sex ed and you want to ask a question, you need to write down your question and put it in the box if you want your teacher to answer it.

Sex Ed Teacher: Alrighty kiddos! If you want me to answer any of your questions, just put it in the question box!

by TROLLKING9001 September 1, 2020

Demon

Another word for a younger sibling

My little brother is such a demon! He always gets me into trouble for stuff that he did.

by TROLLKING9001 September 14, 2020

2020

By far the worst year since World War II. It will get better (I hope)

January: COVID conspiracies

February: COVID-19 reaches America

March: Lockdown in USA

April: Rapid Spread of COVID-19 in USA

May: USA leads in COVID-19 cases

June: Protests and riots following the Death of George Floyd

July: While the rest of the world is recovering smoothly, the US is still in shambles.

August: Trump holds superspreader rallies. He also sends stormtroopers to Portland to attack peaceful protesters

September: Fires everywhere in the west coast.

October: TBD

November: TBD

December: TBD

You can already tell by the fires, the coronavirus, the protests, and the economic collapse that 2020 is the worst year since World War II.

by TROLLKING9001 September 15, 2020