TOMDARAK's definitions

Trumpohalic

Someone who is mentally and physically adiccted to President Donald Trump.

Caleb:"My grandma would not sleep last December."
Myles:"Why?"
Caleb:"Because She is a Trumpohalic!"

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.

Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"

by TOMDARAK May 2, 2020

The Lil Dicky Affect

When you have your AirPods in Jaming to some Lil Dicky, and the Subway employee gets mad and throws your 12in at you.

Sorry I'm late, I just experienced the Lil Dicky Affect.

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Redneck wrestling match

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.

Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Brotherguard

A brother of a extremely artrative girl but when someone tries to ask her out he has to have a Redneck wrestling match first.

I tried to ask Allie out but she's got a brotherguard.

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

May the 4th

It is National Starwars day because of its similarity in sound to May the force. Disney+ also streams all the Starwars moves on this day.

May the 4th (Force) be with you!

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020