TNunnster's definitions
Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.
Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
by TNunnster May 13, 2011
Get the paraboatsmug. 1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.
2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)
2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)
Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.
by tnunnster October 10, 2012
Get the Dogmaticidemug. A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
by TNunnster February 6, 2010
Get the cognitive dysenterymug. A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.
by TNunnster February 6, 2010
Get the godmartmug. by tnunnster October 9, 2012
Get the theocracidemug. Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.
An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.
An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.
I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.
by tnunnster May 2, 2010
Get the bully pulpitmug. 1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.
2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!
Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.
Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.
Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by TNunnster April 22, 2011
Get the bung hole sproutsmug.