TNunnster's definitions

cognitive dysentery

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.

Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

artistocrat

A person who uses their excessive wealth to surround themselves with trendy artists and overpriced works of art to elevate their status in society.

Artistocrats can suck my balls. I mean, really, get a freakin' life of your own!

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

doughemian

A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.

Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

DoPeace

1. The active process of creating a culture of peace.

2. Shorthand for the federal Department of Peace

I'm so tired of all this violence. I need to get out and DoPeace.

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

godmart

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.

My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")

Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.

by TNunnster April 22, 2011

Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

by tnunnster October 7, 2010