7 definitions by TMoneyID

Clankles

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).

Whoa man check Denise's clankles!

by TMoneyID November 6, 2011

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2011

damascus styrofoam

Old world craftsman technique in which prison inmates "forge" blades or "shivs" from scavenged bits of styrofoam heated & folded into a base from which a blade can be fashioned

Javon is the master of Damascus styrofoam in gen pop

by TMoneyID January 27, 2013

The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 5, 2010

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

BOTTOM SLOBBER

liquid(s) from "down there" - can be smegma, stool, urine, sweat, the wet spot, etc.

Our kids refused to get into our bed for fear of bottom slobber.

by TMoneyID December 17, 2011