The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 05, 2010

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

Clankles

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).

Whoa man check Denise's clankles!

by TMoneyID November 06, 2011

BOTTOM SLOBBER

liquid(s) from "down there" - can be smegma, stool, urine, sweat, the wet spot, etc.

Our kids refused to get into our bed for fear of bottom slobber.

by TMoneyID December 18, 2011

damascus styrofoam

Old world craftsman technique in which prison inmates "forge" blades or "shivs" from scavenged bits of styrofoam heated & folded into a base from which a blade can be fashioned

Javon is the master of Damascus styrofoam in gen pop

by TMoneyID January 27, 2013

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011