8 definitions by TMex1971

Wooskidooski

A way to refer to the vagina in such a way to avoid upsetting religious folk, small children, grandparents, etc.

Hey Dee - cross your legs! Don't be showing your wooskidooski to everyone!

by TMex1971 April 20, 2022

ODD

On-Demand Dick - Your go-to, reliable source of sex. This may be your significant other, a friend with benefits, or favorite "marital aid."

Shannon always knew that her ODD (on demand dick) - cleverly named 'Steve'- was ready at a moment's notice in her dresser drawer.

by TMex1971 March 30, 2020

nobledicking

The offering of one's sexual self, on a consentual, non-relationship, occasional basis, and with sufficient frequency to prevent the other from entering into a sexual relationship with another party who may exploit the other party under false pretenses (e.g. the premise of an emotional relationship)

Yes, he/she just needed some nobledicking to keep them from going back to his/her manipulative, loser ex.

by TMex1971 July 22, 2023

low-cal lesbian

A woman who wants to engage in homosexual acts - but limited to receiving oral sex.

Well, Steph would go full lesbian if she liked giving cunnilingus so she's just taking it like the low-cal lesbian she is.

by TMex1971 October 19, 2021

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 16, 2015

Sondland

A person appointed to a government position only to later disgrace and dishonor themselves

Well, sure Secretary Carson made mistakes with the furniture and all, but he's no Sondland!

by TMex1971 October 30, 2019

picostalking

The act of making many small, intermittent and infrequent trespasses to peer into the life of another (e.g., occasionally clicking on pics they are tagged in)

She is always worried about micro heating but really it just feeds her picostalking.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2022