TMB's definitions

Blizzard

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

summerland

summerland is the bomb. it's the best show i've ever watched on tv. people who don't like summerland should go to hell, for even thinking that.

Me: Bradin (Jesse McCartney), is so hot.

Friend: Braddin is not that hot, if Usher was on the show it would rock.

Me: No, it would suck if Usher was on this show.

by tmb February 14, 2005

The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Cheek-Tape

A description of someone overly obssessed with the minstrel known as Nelly

"Jesus Christ it's another Cheek-Tape! They're everywhere!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Beef-Sleeve

A muscular right arm due to excessive self abuse

"That's some serious Beef-Sleeve mate, you might wanna cut down a little

by TMB June 17, 2003