TM's definitions

flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

by TM May 13, 2004

nodhammer

Suggestion that the accused has little awareness of the situation.

"Nod...hammmer?" Made with appropriate waving motion of the wrist at head-height, suggestive of the movement of a nodhammer lightly tapped against the bonce. Note - a nodhammer is an emergency hammer used to break glass on Danish Trains. Not to be confused with the nothammer, on some other European trains.

by tm December 5, 2003

peach fuzz

When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial hair. A very common look among teens from the trailer park. It come in light and sparse like the fuzz on a peach.

Joe: "Whats up Julio? Like my stache? I've been working on it for a few months."
Julio: "Awesome."

by TM January 25, 2005

wirth

1)The act of doing something stupid.

2)The last two notes of the "Wirth's an idiot" song, indicating a stupid act (Db,Eb).

1) Look! Matt just pulled another Wirth!

2) Tarfow just dropped his sticks again! Some one, play a wirth!

by tM December 30, 2004

Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden is awesome
Best songs are Fear of the Dark and The Wicker Man
Notice how all the people who dont like Iron Maiden get all thumbs down

The shadow of the wicker man is rising up again

by TM May 5, 2005

trumped

when you fuck a girl so hard she needs to sleep for around a day
when she wakes up her hair is all messy like the donald trump combover

Dude this girl wanted me so i trumped her

by TM May 6, 2005