THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!)'s definitions

fag

A word used by people who are just slightly smarter than the average ground slug to describe another person/thing 's actions, speech, or state of mind. Individiuals who use this word most often do not realize that they are in fact exploring their own, closeted sexuality in a futile attempt at ego (phallic) stroking.

Wow! That brand new sweater-vest makes James Joyce look like a fag! Oh wait... It's just a KFC-Grease stain.

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) November 23, 2002

Sodomite

One who "Rams" "Objects" or "Organisms" "Up" "Their" "Ass" or simply that guy who watches you in your sleep... Man! He's a Sodomite!

DAMNIT SODOMITE! Did I not tell you this isn't James Joyce's House?! Just go! He's free-of-charge!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) December 15, 2002

Booty-Call

A person or event in which meaningless, lustful sex is taken place/

Where your Mother got you.

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 19, 2002

Gaytarded

Gay and Retarded. Much like yourself if reading this.

No Definition Available!
Try "James Joyce"

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) December 15, 2002

Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.

When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) December 15, 2002

Der

Used to simplify such expressions as:
"No Shit!"
"Whatever!"
"Really?!"

Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 20, 2002