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Funk Trunk

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!
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fag

A word used by people who are just slightly smarter than the average ground slug to describe another person/thing 's actions, speech, or state of mind. Individiuals who use this word most often do not realize that they are in fact exploring their own, closeted sexuality in a futile attempt at ego (phallic) stroking.
Wow! That brand new sweater-vest makes James Joyce look like a fag! Oh wait... It's just a KFC-Grease stain.
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Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.
When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!
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Sodomite

One who "Rams" "Objects" or "Organisms" "Up" "Their" "Ass" or simply that guy who watches you in your sleep... Man! He's a Sodomite!
DAMNIT SODOMITE! Did I not tell you this isn't James Joyce's House?! Just go! He's free-of-charge!
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Corpsicle

When a deceased male obtains an erection.
Caitlin-Brea's favourite pass-time.
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Gaytarded

Gay and Retarded. Much like yourself if reading this.
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