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Corpsicle

When a deceased male obtains an erection.
Caitlin-Brea's favourite pass-time.
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Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect
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Guangdong

Technically: a workhorse/sweatshop province in Southern China.

Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.
(Dubbed)
Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!"
Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!"
Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!"
(Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"
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Re-Re

Shorter form of the insult "Retarded Retard".
Used mainly by Clerks fans.
No honestly, it looks like it was put together by a Re-Re!
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Funk Trunk

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!
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Gaytarded

Gay and Retarded. Much like yourself if reading this.
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Der

Used to simplify such expressions as:
"No Shit!"
"Whatever!"
"Really?!"
Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!
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