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Guangdong

Technically: a workhorse/sweatshop province in Southern China.

Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.
(Dubbed)
Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!"
Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!"
Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!"
(Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"
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Booty-Call

A person or event in which meaningless, lustful sex is taken place/
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Yo

1) Substitution for "Greetings!"
2) Dislexic Rabbi speak
3) Filler-speech when a need to look "gangsta" is at hand
4) Half of a "Yo-yo"
1) "Yo Homeslice!"
2) "Yo vei!"
3) "Dat Crunk Cup is the shit, yo yo yo!"
4) "I... forgot... mah... helmet... on... da... short... bus... wiff... mah... Yo-... *drools and falls off highchair*"
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Phuct

Slang term meaning "Fucked".
Origin: Honk-E's dirty, resin-ridden mouth.
Man, you be the one who be "Phuct"!
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Bah!

Expression used when an undesired event takes place
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Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.
When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!
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Funk Trunk

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!
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