THEdickhatch's definitions

Egsderminatör

THE grammar nazi of TKEP.

I'm the grammar whore. My name is Egs. My mom's good at bridge.

by THEdickhatch September 4, 2005

Happy Case

When you buy an extra case for a party and stash it in a hidden fridge or room. After you run out of beer and ask everyone for beer money, you go back to your bro pad and grab the happy case.

Yo let's score some money from everyone before I tell them we're going to the store. Then we'll just grab the happy case and everyone's happy.

by THEdickhatch September 25, 2010

Party Hands

When you play so much Mario Party with your bros that you get blisters on the palms of your hands.

Chris: Dude what's wrong with your hands?

Alex: Bro I've just been playing Mario Party 1 for the last week straight. Shit gives you party hands, bro

by THEdickhatch June 17, 2014

Bergman nose technique

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.

I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012

FYTT

an abbreviation for "Fuck You, Turn Table", often heard on the popular music DJing website turntable.fm when the site glitches and boots users from the stage and/or room.

Jon: "wtf I was up and now I'm standing on the ground. Seriously. FYTT."

by THEdickhatch September 12, 2011

Brown Ice

Sometimes you need to go to great lengths to ice your bros. This icing exists when you stick a smirnoff ice in your anus, bottom first so the cap is the only thing showing. Then proceed to moon him right as he's coming around the corner. The bro seeing your brown eye will actually only see the ice, which he will be required to drink out of your ass.

I turned the corner to see Davey nose deep in Ben's ass, only to find out he had been Brown Iced and was guzzlin that shit down. Likewise, I whipped out my phone and snap chatted that shit to everyone.

by THEdickhatch May 28, 2013

Blue Whaler

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013