1 definition by THE REAL CANAAN

Canaan

Ugly, stupid, retarded. Mentaly challenged in every way. Someone that will stab you in the back and rip out your kidneys. Someone obsessive over people that dont like him/or her. Morbidly obese! A monster someone who will eat your children, but in the end he'll/she'll always love you.

OMG you look like a freaking canaan.

Wow, she is so gonna be a canaan.

by THE REAL CANAAN May 12, 2009