2 definitions by THE HOLE WIZARD
To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.
Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."
by THE HOLE WIZARD January 26, 2017
DDD very clearly stands for Double-D Deprivation. This is an extremely common, and quite serious condition, in which one has not seen, let alone come into contact with, a large set of breasts in a very long time.
Possible known side effects include twitching of the eyes, seizures and prolonged periods of shameful masturbation.
Possible known side effects include twitching of the eyes, seizures and prolonged periods of shameful masturbation.
John: "What's wrong with Sam? His left eye was twitching during science class and then he went into convulsions."
George: "Word on the street is that he has DDD. It's pretty serious."
George: "Word on the street is that he has DDD. It's pretty serious."
by THE HOLE WIZARD November 11, 2014