Definitions by TCW00dy

basement dirt 

A nickname for that hippy smelling shit petrulie.

"Hey dude, you smell like basement dirt"

basement dirt by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Ass Mount 

1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.

1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."

Ass Mount by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopstick 

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

poopstick by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Stonely Impossible 

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

Stonely Impossible by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

dribble nut 

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

dribble nut by TCW00dy March 16, 2004