TCW00dy's definitions

Stonely Impossible

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Ass Mount

1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.

1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

analram

1. The act of ramming your cock into an ass causing it to get stretched out.
2. My wifes name spelled backwards

1. "Your blowers cramp is still acting up, so just bend over so I can analram you."
2. "HAHAHA..honey your name spelled backwards is analraM HAHAHAUH it's stonely impossible for me to look at you without laughing.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

fat bitch size

Refures to something that comes in an extremely large size or quantity, means super sized.

"Yeah... let me get a number three, can I get that Fat Bitch Size with a Diet Coke, and some sweet and sour sauce.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

basement dirt

A nickname for that hippy smelling shit petrulie.

"Hey dude, you smell like basement dirt"

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

blowers cramp

lips that are stuck out like a duck, usualy from too much dick sucking, causing your lips to cramp and stay frozen in a dick sucking position.

"Damn girl, you'll have to wait till you lose that blowers cramp before you'll be able to whistle again."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

reduced

Someone who is of lesser inteligence or has a tendency to do stupid things. A more politicaly correct alternative to the word retarded.

"Why do you always act like your Reduced."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004