6 definitions by TARZANSGAL
A tough guy, gangster, or Mafioso who has a partial facial paralysis, causing his speech to lose its threatening tone.
I know his threat to put my legs in a bucket of cement and dump me in the East River was supposed to scare the shit out of me, but the Balls Pelsy just sounded like my kid brother and I laughed in his face!
by TARZANSGAL July 4, 2017
To have explosive diarrhea.
Panic struck midway through my ride on the iconic Cyclone roller coaster at Coney Island, when I realized I had to splooge.
by TARZANSGAL July 4, 2017
When it was their turn to audition for the record company executives, the Radical Dickballs could barely make it onto the stage without wincing in pain from the previous night's anal fest.
by TARZANSGAL July 11, 2017
No sooner had he finished berating me, Donald sat on his bike, but seeing his butt cheeks protruding from both sides of the seat only made me laugh at what a trump he really is."
by TARZANSGAL June 27, 2017
Prince of Tides, Yentl, The Mirror Has Two Faces? All a bunch of Nose on Exhibition vehicles for Barbra Streisand!!
by TARZANSGAL July 12, 2017
When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017