Definitions by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD)

Tripe Hound 

Akin to the swamp donkey but with a verocious appetite. Can eat one potato more than a pig.

Look at that tripe hound over there, imagine giving that a "top hat magoo".

Tripe Hound by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Squidgy Pyapps 

Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.

Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.

Squidgy Pyapps by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Wife Beater

Stella Artois

Feeling RAF this morning, i've took sixteen pints of wife beater on board last night

Wife Beater by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Flock of Sparrows 

When visable bottom sickness has the appearance of a flock of sparrows landing. Similar to Squidgy Pyapps but liberated.

Ooooh, I've just been to drop the kids off and it was like a flock of sparrows landing.

Flock of Sparrows by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Tomato Barmcake 

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

Tomato Barmcake by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Boxing Glove 

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

Boxing Glove by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004