TANTI - (SHAUN WARD)'s definitions

Bearded Clam

Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.

Oh, the bearded

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Tomato Barmcake

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Eyes Right

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Leopards Fanny Batter

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.

Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Tripe Hound

Akin to the swamp donkey but with a verocious appetite. Can eat one potato more than a pig.

Look at that tripe hound over there, imagine giving that a "top hat magoo".

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004