TANTI - (SHAUN WARD)'s definitions

Squidgy Pyapps

Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.

Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Bearded Clam

Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.

Oh, the bearded

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Tomato Barmcake

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Tripe Hound

Akin to the swamp donkey but with a verocious appetite. Can eat one potato more than a pig.

Look at that tripe hound over there, imagine giving that a "top hat magoo".

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Eyes Right

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004