Clearify

A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.

guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.

guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.

by T.J. Dubz June 12, 2011

strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.

Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.

by T.J. Dubz March 03, 2008

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

cattle brand

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.

OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand

by T.J. Dubz April 07, 2008

Wrist Rolls

The bracelets of fat on an obease persons wrist. They have an appearance of the michelin mans body.

Lets go ask that guy what time it is.

That dude isn't even wearing a watch, those protrusions are just his wrist rolls bulging out of his sleeve.

by T.J. Dubz December 27, 2011

After Pop

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.

Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

Mythbusted

What you say at the end of an argument that you win.

dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.

dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!

by T.J. Dubz May 17, 2010