deux tipson

French for two tipsin. Is said unnecissarily at times during the day. Can bug people if said too often.

1:"Hey what did you do today?"
2:"Not much"
1:"Oh ya. Deux tipson, deux tipson"

by T-Money April 01, 2005

john Kerry

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

by t-money October 16, 2004

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 05, 2003

french cries

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny

Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger

by T-Money April 02, 2005

what the beebo?

a thing you say when you see something wierd

what the beebo. thet lama is humping a tree

by T-MONEY May 01, 2003

cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004