73 definitions by T-Dog Jenkins

Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."

Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?

by T-Dog Jenkins March 21, 2005

roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.

Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 16, 2005

well to ducharme

a ducharme who has come into some money and no longer lives in the old north end of Burlington. Most well to ducharmes end up back in the old social position soon after the lottery winnings checks stop coming annually.

That well to ducharme has a brand new SUV.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 30, 2005

Moose

former Dallas Cowboy fullback Daryl Johnston's nickname. He was a big, powerful lead blocker.

Moose was always knocking the 49ers around in the NFC title game.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 14, 2005

rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.

Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 17, 2007

autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.

Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 4, 2005

blowin' up

intransitive verb describing the vibration of a cell phone or a pager. One of the earliest uses of the term appears in Ice T's "Six in the Morning."

Ice T's pager was blowin' up at six in the morning.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2008