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s'mores

the plural of s'more. It means that there is s'more chocolate, s'more marshmellow, and s'more graham crackers.
Joey Butafucco is a dago who puts red sauce on his s'mores
by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005
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Duscharm

a poor piece of white trash from
1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).
Hey Duscharm, watch this?
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)
by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2004
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linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.
The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005
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barnyard word

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.
Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.
by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005
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Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.
I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methune is a fucking shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004
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lilith

(adj.) engaging in activities stereotypically associated with lesbians.
Those birkenstocks are so lilith.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 30, 2008
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