T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

stew

(n.) buscuit dip. indigenous to crockpots.

i sure love that stew. It makes them buscuits even better.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Tombs

Also known as the Manhattan House of Detention for Men; was located on Centre Street. The Tombs is no longer in operation; they send you straight to Sing Sing.

Jim Carroll spent many a nights in the Tombs.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005

smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.

Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2007

smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!

by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005

Rikers'

Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.

Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005