T Wade's definitions

Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News

Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

by T Wade January 18, 2007

JC

June Cleaver - Mother's Day short speak.
Can also refer to Joan Crawford (ala Mommie Dearest).

Man your mom is so JC.

by T Wade May 7, 2005

Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

by T Wade September 25, 2005

Than Franthisco

What a nelly queen with a lisp calls the City by the Bay.

"Than Franthisco is oh sooooo homothexual honey."

by T Wade September 6, 2005

Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.

Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.

by T Wade October 20, 2005

Alabama

A State and State of Mind - and some might say a Black Sucking Hole. Born & raised... I then managed to escape for 20 years. Later I somehow got sucked back down to Dixie for what was supposed to be temporary... that was 5 years ago (Bama years = dog years, so that's 35 actually). It has beautiful country, ocean, flat lands, mountains, waterfalls, etc. And even FREE thinkers but only in Birmingham on the Southside. Politically the state is firmly in the hands of the GOP. White democrats (aka Dixiecrats) rushed like lemmings from the Democratic side to the Republican as a result of the GOP’s rhetoric on states rights. By capitalizing on white fear, they successfully rode the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s to victory. In Alabama, it being the BUCKLE of the Bible Belt, there are many puritanical religious zealots that think Bill Clinton put an x-ray vision satellite in space that flies over every night and counts their guns. No lie... there are those who wrap their pistols in aluminum foil so they won’t get counted.

Now sugah, don't be forgittin' to wrap that pistol back up in aluminum foil when you git done shootin'that possum. Yes, Clinton's satellite flies over Alabama tonight so now don't forgit. And watch out for that damn sink hole! It keeps gittin' bigger and bigger every day.

by T Wade October 1, 2005

bush family

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).

If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!

by T Wade August 28, 2005