19 definitions by T Wade

Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

by T Wade September 25, 2005

Than Franthisco

What a nelly queen with a lisp calls the City by the Bay.

"Than Franthisco is oh sooooo homothexual honey."

by T Wade August 16, 2005

OWM

OWM is short for old white men.

Republicans have traditionally been a party of OWMs.

by T Wade June 18, 2005

Jackson

Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Franklins or four Lincolns.

Hey... stop at that ATM. I need a Jackson or two.

by T Wade November 24, 2005

laura bush

a phrase meaning to be involved in a fatal car accident while an adolescent.

Reference: Google "Laura Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News"

Yikes dude! As you ran the stop sign and headed right for that Corvaire, I just knew we were bout to have a "laura bush."

by T Wade June 18, 2005

SASA

Acronym for Straight Acting, Straight Appearing; often used in gay personal ads. Could imply "in the closet."

SASA my ass! He's as queer as a three dollar bill!

by T Wade August 14, 2005

hickey

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).

Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.

by T Wade October 1, 2005