T Hizzle's definitions

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005

ride

A term started by West Coast gangstas, meaning to attack previously targeted individual(s), usually in retaliation for a humiliating stunt or a fallen comrade. Riding also may not require a reason. This is similar to a jump, but the key difference is that a car or other vehicle is usually necessary. See also drive by.

Ant: Yo, (points) isn't that the mo'fucka that jacked yo' skrill?

Fady: Yea, fo sho, let's go ride on that bitch.

by T Hizzle April 20, 2005

deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.

When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.

by T Hizzle April 10, 2005

F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005

sav

Of or exhibiting traits of impressive emotional or physical endurance, the pinnacle of maniliness.

Pierced and painted in the same two hours, Jeff took it like a sav.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

pop the trunk

Anal sex, esp. for the receiving party's first time.

I wanted to get something out of the back, so Laura let me pop the trunk.

by T Hizzle April 12, 2005