T Hizzle's definitions

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 1, 2005

rock bottom

Corrupted lifestyle that is usually caused by poor life choices or a string of misfortune.

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you've have had it up to here
'Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom

-Eminem (Album: The Slim Shady LP)

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

white girls

Some people use this term as a diversion when referring to cocaine, especially in the suspected presence of snitches, or nearby police officers. A lot of people are still catching onto this slang code for the yayo, but it should pick up.

Tim: Let's go bag and sniff some white girls, dude.
Scott: Sweet. Look, you have money for condoms?
Tim: Dumb ass...

by T Hizzle April 18, 2005

F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

sav

Of or exhibiting traits of impressive emotional or physical endurance, the pinnacle of maniliness.

Pierced and painted in the same two hours, Jeff took it like a sav.

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

ride

A term started by West Coast gangstas, meaning to attack previously targeted individual(s), usually in retaliation for a humiliating stunt or a fallen comrade. Riding also may not require a reason. This is similar to a jump, but the key difference is that a car or other vehicle is usually necessary. See also drive by.

Ant: Yo, (points) isn't that the mo'fucka that jacked yo' skrill?

Fady: Yea, fo sho, let's go ride on that bitch.

by T Hizzle April 20, 2005