T Hizzle's definitions

money

Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.

Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

told

A reasonable warning that is given to someone who will be afflicted with harm if he or she does not back down from an offensive position that would provoke such an assault.

What do you say to someone with two black eyes?

Nothing; they were already told twice.

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

pop

1) To lift or retract a metallic cover, esp. the hood or trunk of one's automobile.

2) A term used to denote "per," as in the context of a price of an item(s).

Pop the trunk man.

These stickers are $4.50 a pop. Son of a bitch!

by T Hizzle April 4, 2005

bomb

1. Slang for marijuana, sometimes misinterpreted as the word 'bong'

2. Common adjective for marijuana.

"Yo, I'm about to blaze with this bomb I got.

When did you get a new bong?

No, not BON-G—BOM-B"

"Dis some bomb ass weed for sure"

by T Hizzle February 21, 2005

bump

A hand signal exchanged between friends in which they each bump each other's fists thumb-side up. Many friendly people have this worked into a set handshake that may also include a hand slide or other sophisticated hand greeting.

Homeboys bump it when they kick it.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Oaktown

Oakland, Cali., a city in the East Bay where the most important procedure when driving through the ghetto is to lock your door and roll up the windows at all times. If you do not comply with this procedure, you will very likely get jacked, shot, burned, or all three.

We're in Oaktown. Quick, put your money and weed up your ass.

by T Hizzle April 7, 2005

IRL

Quirky Internet shorty for In Real Love, often used by naïve Internet hoes.

omg i think i'm irl w/ craig ^^ ;)

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005