Syracuse JOHNSON's definitions
The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the closer mug.When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.
Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Just restart it fuckface.
Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.
Just restart it fuckface.
Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.
by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010
Get the Tab Anxiety mug.I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the fall asleep standing up mug.Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.
Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.
More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!
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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship
More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!
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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the door relationship mug.A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)
Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina
Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina
Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.
So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.
So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009
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Coined by the fact that everyone in this generation thinks all aspects of their life are so EPIC!!!!
Coined by the fact that everyone in this generation thinks all aspects of their life are so EPIC!!!!
Urbandictionary currently has 71 definitions of the word epic, mostly written by members of the epic generation.
Urbandictionary has 300+ definitions starting with the word epic.
Urbandictionary has 300+ definitions starting with the word epic.
by Syracuse JOHNSON March 4, 2010
Get the Epic Generation mug.When you get high, and eat a feast.
Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
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