Syracuse JOHNSON's definitions
To purposefully, publicly, indiscreetly disrespect someone whose face is not worthy for hands and soul not reputable enough for a pimp slap or bitch slap, by humiliating this repugnant enemy with the swing of a pizza slice that connects with his/her/its face.
This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.
Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears. Once a pizza slap is finalized, you'll realize that it's a great way to end argument, and would be quite ironic if you pizza slap a pizza bitch.
This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.
Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears. Once a pizza slap is finalized, you'll realize that it's a great way to end argument, and would be quite ironic if you pizza slap a pizza bitch.
If you really hate your ex-girlfriend, you should ask her to dinner and pizza slap her in front of the entire restaurant.
by Syracuse JOHNSON October 17, 2009
Get the pizza slapmug. Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.
Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.
More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!
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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship
More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!
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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the door relationshipmug. The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the closermug. Polak, we need you to make big plays and find a way for us to play ruit in your basement tonight.
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. I’ll figure something out, and it’ll be real. It’ll be fun. It’ll be real fun! Even though I'm Polish...
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. I’ll figure something out, and it’ll be real. It’ll be fun. It’ll be real fun! Even though I'm Polish...
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the make big playsmug. To “like of” someone is similar to when you “know of” someone. Knowing of someone entails knowing their name, possibly face and reputation or a simple story. Liking of someone requires at least one hook up, and legitimate conversation.
You don’t really like this person of the opposite sex, but you have fun with him/her. You don’t truly care about this human, but you also don’t treat it like a piece of meat. You talk about this “friend” behind his/her back, but you will usually text/call back.
Falls in the friend spectrum between fuck buddy and relationship. It’s more involved than purely sex, and less committed than a monogamous association.
Could be described as the opposite of friends with benefits, more like benefits with friends. The intention of the bond is physical. The emotional element exists slightly, and obviously comes second to the shagging. If a friend with benefits has casual sex and a real friendship, then when you like of someone, you have real sex and a casual friendship.
You don’t really like this person of the opposite sex, but you have fun with him/her. You don’t truly care about this human, but you also don’t treat it like a piece of meat. You talk about this “friend” behind his/her back, but you will usually text/call back.
Falls in the friend spectrum between fuck buddy and relationship. It’s more involved than purely sex, and less committed than a monogamous association.
Could be described as the opposite of friends with benefits, more like benefits with friends. The intention of the bond is physical. The emotional element exists slightly, and obviously comes second to the shagging. If a friend with benefits has casual sex and a real friendship, then when you like of someone, you have real sex and a casual friendship.
I hooked up with this tramp a couple times last week. She’s a pretty damn cool hoe, and the banging is good. A relationship would never work, I don’t give a shit about her and …..
Quit babblin fucktard. You obviously like of her!
Quit babblin fucktard. You obviously like of her!
by Syracuse JOHNSON October 17, 2009
Get the like ofmug. When you get high, and eat a feast.
Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the high feastmug. A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)
Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina
Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina
Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.
So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.
So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009
Get the Polly Pocketmug.