Syracuse JOHNSON's definitions

tonsil billiards

Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.

‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

door relationship

Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.

Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.

More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!

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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

closer

The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

make big plays

When you’re making moves and need someone to do something unexpectedly extraordinary.

Polak, we need you to make big plays and find a way for us to play ruit in your basement tonight.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. I’ll figure something out, and it’ll be real. It’ll be fun. It’ll be real fun! Even though I'm Polish...

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

high feast

When you get high, and eat a feast.

Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.

I really wanna smoke two epic bowls and make a high feast!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009