tonsil billiards

Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.

‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

make big plays

When you’re making moves and need someone to do something unexpectedly extraordinary.

Polak, we need you to make big plays and find a way for us to play ruit in your basement tonight.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. I’ll figure something out, and it’ll be real. It’ll be fun. It’ll be real fun! Even though I'm Polish...

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Tab Anxiety

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.

Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.

by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010

closer

The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

door relationship

Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.

Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.

More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!

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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Polly Pocket

A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)

Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina

Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.

So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009