Syracuse JOHNSON's definitions
The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.
Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Yo, is it time for dinner yet?
Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.
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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!
That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.
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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!
That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the weekend timemug. by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the non-standermug. When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.
Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Just restart it fuckface.
Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.
Just restart it fuckface.
Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.
by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010
Get the Tab Anxietymug. Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.
‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the tonsil billiardsmug. Far worse than nausea, headaches, vomit stains, battle wounds, dehydration, cramps, gas, the shits, grogginess, toilet hugging or when “the sunlight hits you dead in the eye, like it’s mad you gave half the day to last night.”
Occurs when you wake up and notice you’ve spent a copious amount of money the previous blackout night. Could include leaving your tab open at a bar, or simply losing your wallet like a true inebriated dumbfuckboozer.
Occurs when you wake up and notice you’ve spent a copious amount of money the previous blackout night. Could include leaving your tab open at a bar, or simply losing your wallet like a true inebriated dumbfuckboozer.
Dude, I’ve got the worst hangover. My head is pounding harder than I pounded that slizz last night.
Check your wallet fuckface, I bet your financial hangover’s worse. You bought the entire bar shots of Jack last night.
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Yo, you gotta have the worst financial hangover mankind’s eva seen. You bought multiple fifths, a quap of trees, six pizzas and an STD-free prostitute.
I wish I remember at least one of those purchases, but at least I’m classy and didn’t buy myself the herp.
Check your wallet fuckface, I bet your financial hangover’s worse. You bought the entire bar shots of Jack last night.
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Yo, you gotta have the worst financial hangover mankind’s eva seen. You bought multiple fifths, a quap of trees, six pizzas and an STD-free prostitute.
I wish I remember at least one of those purchases, but at least I’m classy and didn’t buy myself the herp.
by Syracuse JOHNSON October 20, 2009
Get the financial hangovermug. To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.
(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u
Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u
Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
by Syracuse JOHNSON September 13, 2010
Get the Cold Lasagna Effectmug. I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the fall asleep standing upmug.