Sprouted Dick

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Butternut Squash

When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.

My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.

by Sweats11537 December 31, 2019

It’s an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!

I can’t stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..

by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

This chick was eyeballing me all night. I’m about to GIO with her tonight!

by Sweats11537 September 07, 2019

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

by Sweats11537 September 07, 2019