7 definitions by SushiWarlord
How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.
Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...
by SushiWarlord November 2, 2016
Possibly the most genius ploy to get your kids to shut up ever created. When your kid(s) are exceptionally loud and you would really rather not deal with their yapping, you can utilize The Quiet Game by means of giving them an incentive to remain quiet, lest they lose the game
**in the car**
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
The president of the United States (as of the time this was typed, 11/21/2016) and he was selected as the Republican nominee against secretary Clinton. Despite Clinton getting more popular votes, Donald Trump was granted more electoral votes by the electoral college, which was how he won. Ever since he has been elected president, many Hillary supporters and haters of both Clinton and Trump were distraught and outraged. There are people who support him and hate him, but personally, I think that Donald Trump is the worst president we ever had, as he's had zero experience with politics and he is morally unfit, given that he wants America to have no immigrants or Muslims. Many extremsit Trump supporters saw his presidency as an excuse to bully Muslims and other minorities.
Chris Oswald: Welp, America is doomed. It's Trumpmageddon out there...
Lazarus Garcia: Yeah, and I think I'm going to be moved out of America by Donald Trump, it's scary!
Lazarus Garcia: Yeah, and I think I'm going to be moved out of America by Donald Trump, it's scary!
by SushiWarlord November 22, 2016
When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web
by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019
The era marked by Donald Trump's presidency that will last for four years until we get a new president. In the meantime, people in Trumpmageddon era are hoping that Donald Trump doesn't totally wreck up America. Because of Trumpmageddon, people who are strongly against Trump are migrating to Canada. It's just really humiliating that we lost America to Donald Trump the sunburnt soul-eating sexist racist extremist troll.
Dr. Lewis: I'm so glad that Donald Trump won. Now Hillary Clinton won't have access to our launch codes.
Mr. Gordon: But you do realize that we have a far worse president, right?
Dr. Lewis: *sigh* I know... I try to make the best out of this though. We have to survive Trumpmageddon and we will make it out alive.
Mr. Gordon: I'm moving to Canada in four weeks.
Dr. Lewis: Yeah you do that...
Mr. Gordon: But you do realize that we have a far worse president, right?
Dr. Lewis: *sigh* I know... I try to make the best out of this though. We have to survive Trumpmageddon and we will make it out alive.
Mr. Gordon: I'm moving to Canada in four weeks.
Dr. Lewis: Yeah you do that...
by SushiWarlord November 23, 2016
5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
A socially challenged Adventure Time counterpart of a typical North Korean dictator. He's made of lemon flesh, and he has the body of the human with a vertical lemon shaped head. He screams like a banshee from the pits of Hell, and he was created by Princess Bubblegum, but he ended up building an earldom of grotesque lemon children made from lemons and candy life. If you want a short definition for Lemongrab, he's a lemon headed mess.
Figgus: What are you watching? I keep hearing this eat-splitting scream coming from the TV!
Ned: Oh, you mean Lemongrab? Yeah I'm watching Adventure Time.
Ned: Oh, you mean Lemongrab? Yeah I'm watching Adventure Time.
by SushiWarlord August 16, 2016