21 definitions by Super jo jo and friends
When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016
An unexplained condition that causes you to become obsessed with artwork making you unable to stop spending all your money on paintings
" I was over at daryls last night and he's got like 300 fucking paintings in his living room .., the dudes got s pretty serious case of nault syndrome "
by Super jo jo and friends June 30, 2016
by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016
"Hey tom look at that fucking gay nigga over there breakdancing and playing basketball at the same time !!
by Super jo jo and friends November 15, 2016
This occurs when a black man is enjoying a nice hot bath while his wife is getting ready for work and she accidentally drops her hair dryer in the tub
Tyrone :"hey Eddie! Did you hear what happened to marcel?" Eddie :"yeah man.. I'm gonna miss that electric spook
by Super jo jo and friends July 21, 2016
When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
Strictly a class move….This occurs when you are pounding your girlfriend doggy style and just before you are about to blow your load you hit her in the back of the head with a Gibson Les Paul acoustic guitar and yell " el kabong!!"
Tom " hey Dave can I have my guitar back you'borrowed?" Dave:"Sorry dude but I broke it over Rondas head the other night giving her an el kabong"
by Super jo jo and friends July 9, 2016