Super Gerbil's definitions

10 feet

The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people

Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.

Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.

by Super Gerbil June 27, 2004

holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004

greenhorn

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.

The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.

by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004

garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.

Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!

by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004

I like you for who you are

1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.

2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.

1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.

2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.

by Super Gerbil May 26, 2004

dick head

Descriptive word used for someone (more often male) who is considered to be dishonest, mean, highly ignorant, and/or selfish. Term is often used to reference ex-boyfriends and/or husbands.

After he stole 10 dollars out of my purse and lied about having to work, Im beginning to learn why everybody says Bill is a dick head.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

mexico

1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people.

2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.

My in-laws go to Mexico to get rich and live off of the poverty of the people while ignoring their own family in the states.

by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003