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Momite

Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.

Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.
by Super Gerbil January 2, 2009
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windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003
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good lord

1. An expression of excitement, amazement, or bewilderment.

2. Casual name for the Abrahamic god
1. Good lord! There's a UFO landing in my driveway!

2. According to the minister, the Good Lord is always watching out for us.
by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004
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greenhorn

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.
The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.
by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004
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mexico

1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people.

2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.
My in-laws go to Mexico to get rich and live off of the poverty of the people while ignoring their own family in the states.
by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003
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holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004
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10 feet

The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people
Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.

Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
by Super Gerbil June 27, 2004
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