A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.
Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 22, 2004
A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.
State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?
Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.
Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.
by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004
Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004
Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.
by Super Gerbil September 07, 2004
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
Classification given to materials that are suitable for making weapons of a specific kind (chemical, biological, nuclear, or even conventional)
1. Weapons grade uranium is used to make nuclear missles.
2. Bob likes to reload his own ammunition for his guns. He's experienced at what he's doing and so he only uses weapons grade materials.
2. Bob likes to reload his own ammunition for his guns. He's experienced at what he's doing and so he only uses weapons grade materials.
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004