1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004
Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.
by Super Gerbil September 07, 2004
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
Johnny showed up at the party with six 8 balls of meth. He kept one and shared it with everyone. His girlfirend took one and halved it with his brother. She then swiped a whole one for her friend. His depressed and jobless friend Bob then begged him out of one, he sold one to a guy who would pay him Thursday when he got a job, and he lost two in a poker bet. How bad is Johnny screwed?
by Super Gerbil September 07, 2003
Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.
Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha
Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.
Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha
Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
by Super Gerbil October 30, 2003
1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.
2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.
2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.
1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.
2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.
2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.
by Super Gerbil May 27, 2004