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weapons grade

Classification given to materials that are suitable for making weapons of a specific kind (chemical, biological, nuclear, or even conventional)
1. Weapons grade uranium is used to make nuclear missles.

2. Bob likes to reload his own ammunition for his guns. He's experienced at what he's doing and so he only uses weapons grade materials.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003
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good lord

1. An expression of excitement, amazement, or bewilderment.

2. Casual name for the Abrahamic god
1. Good lord! There's a UFO landing in my driveway!

2. According to the minister, the Good Lord is always watching out for us.
by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004
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greenhorn

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.
The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.
by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004
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holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004
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garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
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mexico

1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people.

2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.
My in-laws go to Mexico to get rich and live off of the poverty of the people while ignoring their own family in the states.
by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003
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