Super Gerbil's definitions

truth

Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.

Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

weapons grade

Classification given to materials that are suitable for making weapons of a specific kind (chemical, biological, nuclear, or even conventional)

1. Weapons grade uranium is used to make nuclear missles.

2. Bob likes to reload his own ammunition for his guns. He's experienced at what he's doing and so he only uses weapons grade materials.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

dick head

Descriptive word used for someone (more often male) who is considered to be dishonest, mean, highly ignorant, and/or selfish. Term is often used to reference ex-boyfriends and/or husbands.

After he stole 10 dollars out of my purse and lied about having to work, Im beginning to learn why everybody says Bill is a dick head.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

nike defense

A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.

State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?

Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

tiger hand

Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).

..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

good lord

1. An expression of excitement, amazement, or bewilderment.

2. Casual name for the Abrahamic god

1. Good lord! There's a UFO landing in my driveway!

2. According to the minister, the Good Lord is always watching out for us.

by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004