1 definition by Sunflowerscene
A state that is:
a.) Flat in the western half and hilly with valleys in the eastern half, especially in the Ozark region. (I live in Kansas and my town is in a valley, so ha.)
b.) Can be boring if you don't know the place. (Tractor tipping anyone?)
c.) Is not the home of Wizard the Oz, and no, we don't know where Toto is.
d.) Does have tornadoes, but I've never seen one. As we say in Kansas, if you don't like the weather now, it'll change, probably within ten minutes.
e.) Has Salina, a town that is in equal distance from New York as it is from Los Angeles (1,490 miles each way).
f.) Smallville and Metropolis do not exist in real life.
a.) Flat in the western half and hilly with valleys in the eastern half, especially in the Ozark region. (I live in Kansas and my town is in a valley, so ha.)
b.) Can be boring if you don't know the place. (Tractor tipping anyone?)
c.) Is not the home of Wizard the Oz, and no, we don't know where Toto is.
d.) Does have tornadoes, but I've never seen one. As we say in Kansas, if you don't like the weather now, it'll change, probably within ten minutes.
e.) Has Salina, a town that is in equal distance from New York as it is from Los Angeles (1,490 miles each way).
f.) Smallville and Metropolis do not exist in real life.
Person Y: I have to go to Kansas, and they don't electricity!
Person Z: Then ask the Wizard of Oz for some.
Person Z: Then ask the Wizard of Oz for some.
by Sunflowerscene February 24, 2009