Sunblazer5's definitions

Unpresidented

An act determined by President-elect Trump to be unprecedented.

"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump

by Sunblazer5 December 17, 2016

Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018

Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.

Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.

by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019

Out-reffed

In any sport with a referee, when the opposing team is less skilled, but gets help from the refferees to win the game with phantom calls and missed penalties against your team.

We were going to win easily, but got completely out-reffed!

by Sunblazer5 November 20, 2022

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019

Vigilanteclaus

Vigilanteclaus is the vigilante mall Santa that takes matters into his own hands. Stepdad touches you? Tell Vigilanteclaus, he'll take care of it. Payback is a bitch.

Girl to Vigilanteclaus: My Christmas wish is for my daddy to stop touching me.
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*

by Sunblazer5 December 22, 2017

Nepotocracy

A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.

The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.

"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."

Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"

Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"

Don: "You're both hired."

by Sunblazer5 May 15, 2020