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A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.
Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.
by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019
Get the Polish Escape Roommug. A SunnyDriver is a delicious combination of SunnyD with a shot or two of vodka. A SunnyD screwdriver. Mmmmm.
Me: just poured myself a delicious SunnyDriver. I'm going to sit and watch a few episodes of Jeopardy (RIP, Alex).
Joel: I miss you.
Joel: I miss you.
by Sunblazer5 April 14, 2021
Get the SunnyDrivermug. There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021
Get the The Sporkmug. Vigilanteclaus is the vigilante mall Santa that takes matters into his own hands. Stepdad touches you? Tell Vigilanteclaus, he'll take care of it. Payback is a bitch.
Girl to Vigilanteclaus: My Christmas wish is for my daddy to stop touching me.
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*
by Sunblazer5 December 22, 2017
Get the Vigilanteclausmug. A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.
The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
by Sunblazer5 May 15, 2020
Get the Nepotocracymug. I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.
by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019
Get the Satan's flutemug. Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.
If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.
by Sunblazer5 November 26, 2016
Get the Trumpriapismmug.