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To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.
Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2018
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An act determined by President-elect Trump to be unprecedented.
"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump
by Sunblazer5 December 17, 2016
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The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.
I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.
by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019
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Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.
If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.
by Sunblazer5 November 27, 2016
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A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.
The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.

"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."

Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"

Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"

Don: "You're both hired."
by Sunblazer5 May 16, 2020
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There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
by Sunblazer5 July 3, 2021
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The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."
The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!
by Sunblazer5 July 4, 2019
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