Sunblazer5's definitions

Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018

Unpresidented

An act determined by President-elect Trump to be unprecedented.

"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump

by Sunblazer5 December 17, 2016

Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.

Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.

by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019

Out-reffed

In any sport with a referee, when the opposing team is less skilled, but gets help from the refferees to win the game with phantom calls and missed penalties against your team.

We were going to win easily, but got completely out-reffed!

by Sunblazer5 November 20, 2022

SunnyDriver

A SunnyDriver is a delicious combination of SunnyD with a shot or two of vodka. A SunnyD screwdriver. Mmmmm.

Me: just poured myself a delicious SunnyDriver. I'm going to sit and watch a few episodes of Jeopardy (RIP, Alex).
Joel: I miss you.

by Sunblazer5 April 14, 2021

Trumpriapism

Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.

If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.

by Sunblazer5 November 26, 2016

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018