In any sport with a referee, when the opposing team is less skilled, but gets help from the refferees to win the game with phantom calls and missed penalties against your team.
by Sunblazer5 November 20, 2022
Vigilanteclaus is the vigilante mall Santa that takes matters into his own hands. Stepdad touches you? Tell Vigilanteclaus, he'll take care of it. Payback is a bitch.
Girl to Vigilanteclaus: My Christmas wish is for my daddy to stop touching me.
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*
by Sunblazer5 December 22, 2017
A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.
Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.
Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.
Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.
by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018
"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump
by Sunblazer5 December 17, 2016
A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.
The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
by Sunblazer5 May 16, 2020
I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.
by Sunblazer5 April 06, 2019
Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2018