Stumanji's definitions

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

bilemma

When a bisexual individual can't decide between taking home a man or a woman that evening.

Andrea is having a real bilemma here. Should she fuck Jason or Jessica?

by Stumanji November 6, 2012

spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.

"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

belittleleague

Making fun of someone's hobbies or sports for a variety of reasons:

1) "Not a real sport"
2) "Not a man's sport"

3) "Too easy"

4) "Too immature"

Guy 1: "I got my co-ed softball tourney this weekend."

Guy 2: "Softball? Is your vagina the 2nd baseman? Play hardball, pussy."

Guy 1: "Dude, don't belittleleague softball. It's fun."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

Stubb

A exceptional person of Norwegian American descent, that likely grew up in the northern part of the United States (particularly the Dakotas or Washington).

A Stubb generally has an infectious sense of humor and is blessed with natural intelligence, to counteract their often oddly shaped bodies.

With that personality that the general disregard for the temperature, I'm guessing he must be a Stubb.

by Stumanji March 26, 2009

Methane Cuddle

While spooning (a form of cuddling), the little spoon farts into the crotch of the big spoon, warming them both.

On cold winter nights, Methane Cuddles help me sleep.

by Stumanji February 14, 2012