Student-Athlete's definitions

White Forest

Nickname for Wake Forest University because 96% of students self-identify as Caucasian.

Wake Forest University is whiter than Minnesota, and that's saying something.

by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005

tommygun

Thompson submachine gun. Saw extensive use during gang warfare in the 1920s and 1930s, World War II, and Korea.

You know you're a gangster when you wear a fedora and carry a Tommygun.

by Student-Athlete October 21, 2004

drum clip

(n.) A round magazine for an automatic weapon which holds a very high number (100+) of rounds. Used because a conventional 30-round magazine will be emptied in a couple of seconds on full automatic.

Related words: banana clip, tommygun

Most Tommyguns are equipped with a drum clip.

by Student-Athlete October 21, 2004

NBA

National Basketball Association. The major league of professional basketball in North America. 80% African-American. The NBA has been losing popularity ever since Michael Jordan's second retirement. Reasons for this include lack of parity, a retired player (Jordan) still being the face of the league, and stupid fans who think defense is boring to watch.

The NBA needs to replace Michael Jordan with an active player as their frontman, pronto. Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James, and Yao Ming combined do not have the drawing power of Jordan.

by Student-Athlete September 27, 2004

athlete

Can be found at the youth, high school, college, and professional levels. An individual who participates in sports. Characterized by dedication, focus, intelligence, and work ethic. Athletes usually are overshadowed in high school by Jocks; they are too busy to do much grandstanding. Most pro players are athletes rather than jocks.

The athlete is intelligent, hard-working, and a decent human being. He has fallback plans for the future in case he can't play pro. The jock is arrogant, stupid, lazy, and an asshole. He has no plans for the future beyond high school whatsoever.

Jocks are drinking and fucking cheerleaders while athletes are training, studying, or participating in worthwhile extracurriculars.

Ryan Leaf was a jock. Steve Young was an athlete. Both were standouts through college, but look at the difference in their NFL careers.

by Student-Athlete September 21, 2004

Big Bertha

A prototype artillery piece used by the Germans in World War I to bombard Paris. Fired the largest shell in the world at the time, and more importantly had the longest range.

Bombs fell on Gay Paree

by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005

Maria Sharapova

Professional tennis player.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001

A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.

She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.

Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.

Sharapova will be the best ever if she plays long enough.

Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.

Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.

by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004