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Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004
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Spesh

<noun> Chiefly British Slang

1) To be one of a mentally diminished nature. See: retard

==> Term is a derivative of 'special' as some mentally challenged people are put in special areas of school and/or are known as "special people."

The term is used in a lighthearted sense to people who are not clinically disabled. Merely people who are known for doing absurd or stupid things.
FLETCH: "That fucking Fisheye... He's such an idiot!"
SCOTT: "Yeah he's such a fucking spesh."
FISHEYE: "Huh huh, I'm making a brew, shag yer bird, shag yer bird! Huh huh!"
by Stuart Fletcher April 2, 2005
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Man U

STAN: "You going watching Man U next week?"
ABDUL: "Nay."
by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005
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Well

1. <interjection> An expression of surprise or disbelief
2. <adverb> Skilful/skilfully
3. <adverb> Intimately
4. <adverb> informal; extremely
5. <noun> A bored hole into the ground to tap a supply of water, gas or oil
6. <noun> slang; The toilet
1. Well! I never expected John to be THAT good in bed!
2. Well done, Pete
3. I know your mother VERY well...
4. OMG Dat's well good dat! OMGOMG1
5. James, go and fetch a pail of water from the well, there's a good boy.
6. Hold on a second I've gotta use the well...
by Stuart Fletcher August 23, 2005
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Swot

1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.

2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.

3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."

2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."

3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005
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Aint

<negative third person singular> Chiefly American Colloquial Contraction

A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not

==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
"I aint going."
"We aint going."
"He aint going."
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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ROTFLMAOSHIH

<internet abbreviation> Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off So Hard It Hurts
JAMES: "So then he walked up to him and just said, 'Unexpected?'"
JIMMY: "ROTFLMAOSHIH"
by Stuart Fletcher October 10, 2005
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