Stuart Fletcher's definitions

M.A.S.K.

<noun> television;
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.

GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."

RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."

GONZALEZ: "I concur."

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

Thirsty

1) <adj> Feeling a desire to drink.
2) <adj> Causing thirst.
3) <adj> Expressing a desire to want something.
4) <adj> Chiefly British slang; A exceptionally attractive female (or man, respectively) who is "thirsty for sperm."

--> From Old English: 'Thurst'

1)
That Phidippides must have been thirsty after running 140 miles from Marathon to Sparta in 2 days.

2)
Running 140 miles in two days is thirsty work.

3)
I am thirsty to win that tournament!

4)
SCOTT: "I've just seen a girl; She was thirsty."
FLETCH: "How do you know?"
SCOTT: "I mean she was thirsty for sperm!"
FLETCH: "Show me the girl."

by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005

Sleet

<noun> Colloquial;

Precipitation containing rain and snow.

--> Which means the ground will get wet and the snow won't stick. So it's just crap basically. You probably don't get it in America.

WEATHERMAN: "It's gonna sleet so take some snow boots and an umbrella with you to work."

by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005

Fuck over

<verb> British slang
To fuck over;

1) To harm someone grieviously beyond immediate recognition.

2) To deceive another person or party out of their money and/or possesions.

1) "Thomas was totally fucked over by Robert and his friends. He was in hospital for sixteen years."

2) "Thomas was further fucked over by Robert and his friends, when they posed as insurance salesmen and duped the mentally weak Thomas into parting with his cash."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Cut n shut

<noun>
A car comprised of two halves from other cars welded in the centre and repainted to sell to others. Usually structurally unsound after the process and dangerous to use.

"My mate Tommy does cut n shuts. Last week he welded a Ford Focus and a Rover 400 together. He made a few bob selling it to some old lady."

by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Seeya

<interjection> Slang

Contraction of 'See you' meaning "Good-bye."
The term 'See you' is technically an omission, as it would have originated from people saying "I will see you later" or "I shall see you tomorrow" etc.

See also Cya and C U

"I'm going now, Chris. Seeya"
"Ok then, Byeeeeeeeeessssss!!!"
"The fuck was that?"
"Nothing..."
"Well seeya anyways..."
"... Bye."

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

Knob

Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004