Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Skidmark

<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.

1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

Enuff

<adj/adv>
The way that some people, mostly on the internet type 'enough' to either save typing an extra letter, seem like a cool person or because they actually think that 'enuff' is the correct spelling.

==> Probably originated in Haydock, England.

<MSN>
Andy: "Hi"
Fletch: "Hey"
Andy: "ho r u"
Fletch: "Not so bad, how are you?"
Andy: "nt gttin enuff sleep lol"
Fletch: "That's too bad."
Andy: "I no lol mite stay ov college 2mrw"
Fletch: "AGAIN?"


(... etc you get the idea.)

by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005

Go with the flow

<verb> Colloquial expression;
To 'go with the flow' means to not have a particularly strong opinion on something, and thus follow the majority.

==> First known to be used by the Roman Emperor Marcus Arelius (yes, the one from Gladiator) in his writings 'the Meditations.' Marcus wrote a lot about the flow of thoughts and happiness and he concluded that "most things flow naturally" and in his opinion it was better to "Go with the Flow" than to try and change society.

DUDE: "Hey man!"
MAN: "Yo dude, what's up?"
DUDE: "Nothing, I was just wondering why you weren't being TOTALLY EXTREME like I am today, with my cool anti-fit jeans and my tight fushcia mohawk!"
MAN: "I dunno, dude. I just thought I'd go with the flow rather than dress like a total dickhead, y'know..."
DUDE: "Yeah, I know what you mean, man."

by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005

Tight

<adjective/adverb>
1) Of clothing; Close fitting to the point of discomfort.
2) Of anything in general; Almost too small to fit something through.
3) Slang; Stylish
4) Slang; Not very generous
5) British slang; Mean or cruel (see also: Shady)

1) "Christ, these jeans are way too tight."
2) "It was a tight squeeze, but I managed to get my car through his window."
3) "Man, that shit is TIGHT!"
4) "She is such a tight bitch with her money."
5) "Danny, stop kicking that rabbit, it's well tight."

by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Cut n shut

<noun>
A car comprised of two halves from other cars welded in the centre and repainted to sell to others. Usually structurally unsound after the process and dangerous to use.

"My mate Tommy does cut n shuts. Last week he welded a Ford Focus and a Rover 400 together. He made a few bob selling it to some old lady."

by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Bob

<noun> British Slang;
Money, coinage, currency.

"Tommy made a few bob selling cut n shuts to some old lady."

by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Rejection

<verb>
1) When someone wants something from someone but gets turned away.
2) One of the worst feelings in the world.
3) The subject of nearly every emo song ever written.

1) Bobby the Stud took the rejection in his stride, and oh, what a proud stride it is!
2) Woe, woe it is. The long lasting pain builds up inside, columinating never, always building. Like an endless wall the pain builds, blocking you from what you want, something you will never have, and will never lose again...
3) Ummmm.... "Eeeemo, eeeemo, EEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOO, I got rejected! Boo hoo, sooob soob, whimper, sniffle, shout! Screeeeeaaaaaaaammmmmm!" etc...

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005