Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Swot

1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.

2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.

3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.

1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."

2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."

3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."

by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005

T'allreet

<interjection> Chiefly British Slang;

1) Hello.
2) Are you ok?

==> Chiefly used in the vicinity of Wigan, a large town in the North-West of England located between Liverpool and Manchester.

LONDONER: "Oh I do say; good day to you, Sir!"
WIGANER: "T'allreet lad."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005

{@}

Internet representation;

Three symbols in series made to represent the female genitalia when typing in internet chatrooms etc. The parentheses are to indicate the labia majora and the @ is intended to represent the labia minora and the vaginal passage.

GREG: "Reet."
HAROLD: "OMGHAHAHAHLOOK {@}!!!!"
GREG: "Is that a vagina?"
HAROLD: "HAHAHAHAHAHAOMGOMGOMGLOLLMAO"
GREG: <this user appears to be offline>

by Stuart Fletcher February 9, 2005

Enuff

<adj/adv>
The way that some people, mostly on the internet type 'enough' to either save typing an extra letter, seem like a cool person or because they actually think that 'enuff' is the correct spelling.

==> Probably originated in Haydock, England.

<MSN>
Andy: "Hi"
Fletch: "Hey"
Andy: "ho r u"
Fletch: "Not so bad, how are you?"
Andy: "nt gttin enuff sleep lol"
Fletch: "That's too bad."
Andy: "I no lol mite stay ov college 2mrw"
Fletch: "AGAIN?"


(... etc you get the idea.)

by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005

No man's land

<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.

"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

<==8

Internet representation;

A series of characters set out to represent the male genitalia.

'<' is the head of the penis.
'==' is the shaft of the penis.
'8' is the scrotum and testes.

INTERN00B: "Charleeeeeyyy!"
CHARLY: "What?"
INTERN00B: "Look what I can do! <==8"
CHARLY: "Is that meant to be a cock?"
INTERN00B: "YEAH, look! {@} <==8"
CHARLY: "Wow."
INTERN00B: "Hehehehehehehehehe ;p;"

by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005