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Team killer

<Noun> Computer gaming slang.

A person who, during an internet computer game, kills or damages their team mates intentionally in order to either help the other team (to which they may also be referred to as 'spies') or just to be a cock sucker and/or n00b.
May be abbreviated to TK'er.
CHIEF: "Master K is such a fucking TK'er."
MASTER K: "OMGWTF n00b STFU!!!11"
by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004
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United Kingdom

<noun>
United Kingdom is the shortened version of what is the 'United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland' which can be further abbreviated to simply the U.K.
The United Kingdom is comprised of four states, in order of size, England the largest, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
The main language of the U.K. is English, but other languages such as Scottish Gaelic, Welsh and Irish Gaelic are also spoken in more remote parts.
The U.K. is situated in an archapelago of islands off the North Western coast of the European continent. Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) being the largest of the islands. The islands surrounding Britain are also a part of the U.K.
"I live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
"So you are British then?"
"Yes..."
by Stuart Fletcher January 6, 2005
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On

1) Preposition; Above and touching a surface.
2) Adverb; Working, conducting their intended task.
3) Prefix; Continuously, continuing.
4) Slang Verb; To be menstruating.
1) I was on your mother all night.
2) Your computer is currently on.
3) The project is ongoing.
4)
WOMAN: "I'm on at the minute. Fucking men, they're all bastards..."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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T'allreet

<interjection> Chiefly British Slang;

1) Hello.
2) Are you ok?

==> Chiefly used in the vicinity of Wigan, a large town in the North-West of England located between Liverpool and Manchester.
LONDONER: "Oh I do say; good day to you, Sir!"
WIGANER: "T'allreet lad."
by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005
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Spesh

<noun> Chiefly British Slang

1) To be one of a mentally diminished nature. See: retard

==> Term is a derivative of 'special' as some mentally challenged people are put in special areas of school and/or are known as "special people."

The term is used in a lighthearted sense to people who are not clinically disabled. Merely people who are known for doing absurd or stupid things.
FLETCH: "That fucking Fisheye... He's such an idiot!"
SCOTT: "Yeah he's such a fucking spesh."
FISHEYE: "Huh huh, I'm making a brew, shag yer bird, shag yer bird! Huh huh!"
by Stuart Fletcher April 2, 2005
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Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.
1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"
by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004
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{@}

Internet representation;

Three symbols in series made to represent the female genitalia when typing in internet chatrooms etc. The parentheses are to indicate the labia majora and the @ is intended to represent the labia minora and the vaginal passage.
GREG: "Reet."
HAROLD: "OMGHAHAHAHLOOK {@}!!!!"
GREG: "Is that a vagina?"
HAROLD: "HAHAHAHAHAHAOMGOMGOMGLOLLMAO"
GREG: <this user appears to be offline>
by Stuart Fletcher February 9, 2005
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