Stuart Fletcher's definitions

ºK

<n> Science;

ºKelvin is the scale used in science on the same incremental level as celsius with its reference point 0 being absolute zero (-273ºC), as opposed to celsius which has the reference at the freezing point of water (0ºC).

--> most people only know of two temperature measurements, Farenheit and Celsius. But there are in fact three, Kelvin being the third.

"Abdul noted that water freezes at 273ºK and boils at 373ºK."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

<==8

Internet representation;

A series of characters set out to represent the male genitalia.

'<' is the head of the penis.
'==' is the shaft of the penis.
'8' is the scrotum and testes.

INTERN00B: "Charleeeeeyyy!"
CHARLY: "What?"
INTERN00B: "Look what I can do! <==8"
CHARLY: "Is that meant to be a cock?"
INTERN00B: "YEAH, look! {@} <==8"
CHARLY: "Wow."
INTERN00B: "Hehehehehehehehehe ;p;"

by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005

Sexual Zenith

<noun>
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.

1) "Oh darling, I have just reached my sexual zenith."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005

Über

British slang

See also: Uber

Über;
1) <adjective> Good

Über-;
2) <prefix> The most superlative

==> The word 'Über' is taken from German and is used in exactly the same way by an English slang speaker as a German speaker would. Über in German literally means 'Over' or 'Above' and is often merged with other German words to emphasise their excellence. e.g. "Übersoldat" or "Over-soldier" literally translated. In English, we would sooner say, "Super-soldier", but the meaning is the same.

Other variations:-

µber;

Variant on the spelling of 'Über' with exactly the same meaning only the 'Ü' is replaced with the greek letter 'µ' (Myu).
This is an informal and localised variant and would never be used in formal text.

1) "Aww man, that isn't only Gnarly - that is Über!"

2) "Holy shit, that is Über-cool!"

1+2) "Holy shit! Aww man, that isn't only Gnarly - that is Über-Über!!!"

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

Cutesy

<Internet speech>

<v> To be a Cutesy; The way in which a chat room user, often a girl, will speak in order to make herself appear to be more cute.
Some of the rules of Cutesy speech are as follows:
1. Repeat the last letters of the last word in a sentence.
2. Add 'le' to the end of any word which has anything to do with love of another.
3. Use smileys/emoticons a hell of a lot more than you need to.
4. Font colour is preferably pink or another flamboyant bright colour such as cyan.
5. Use exclaimation marks in quantity.
6. Add 'sies' to the end of any word which ends in the sound of 'Y'.
7. Use 'z' instead of 's' as a plural.

1. "Hiiiii, how are yoooo!!"

2. "Awww, have a huggle!! *huggles*"

3. "Heehee! :D:D:D:D"

4. "What do u mean yoo cant read my font!!! lolz"

5. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oP"

6. "Aww, ok then!! Byesies!!!!! *huggles*"

7. "lolz, now i get it! :oP"

by Stuart Fletcher April 12, 2005

Go with the flow

<verb> Colloquial expression;
To 'go with the flow' means to not have a particularly strong opinion on something, and thus follow the majority.

==> First known to be used by the Roman Emperor Marcus Arelius (yes, the one from Gladiator) in his writings 'the Meditations.' Marcus wrote a lot about the flow of thoughts and happiness and he concluded that "most things flow naturally" and in his opinion it was better to "Go with the Flow" than to try and change society.

DUDE: "Hey man!"
MAN: "Yo dude, what's up?"
DUDE: "Nothing, I was just wondering why you weren't being TOTALLY EXTREME like I am today, with my cool anti-fit jeans and my tight fushcia mohawk!"
MAN: "I dunno, dude. I just thought I'd go with the flow rather than dress like a total dickhead, y'know..."
DUDE: "Yeah, I know what you mean, man."

by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005

Space Cakes

<noun> slang;

A baked good, such as a cake or a brownie etc laced with hemp or another drug in order to get high whilst enjoying a tasty snack.

HOMER: "Have you got any Space Cakes?"
ARISTOTLE: "Yeah, but Archemedes ate them all. He is so gone."

by Stuart Fletcher February 26, 2005