Streaker30's definitions

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 9, 2009

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Rag Top

An uncircumcised penis

The rugby team cheered whilst admiring James "Rag Top" in the showers after the match

by streaker30 June 1, 2009

Muddy Cup

Bog, Shitter, Toilet

Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am

by Streaker30 June 1, 2009

Sandbagging

during a DP session, where the sacks of the two guys hit each other

Dude, how do you fancy a sandbagging session with Marjorie on Saturday?

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Anchor

A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.

Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009