The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland
James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
by Streaker30 November 09, 2009
Get the Laggingmug. Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
by Streaker30 June 01, 2009
Get the Arse Amplifiermug. When your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg.
I used Nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a Chocolate Iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
Get the Chocolate icebergmug. The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.
by Streaker30 May 30, 2009
Get the Bog Barcodemug. A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.
Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
Get the Anchormug. Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am
by Streaker30 June 01, 2009
Get the Muddy Cupmug. James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples
by Streaker30 November 10, 2009
Get the Lesbian Nipplesmug.