40 definitions by Stop the pendulum
A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.
by Stop the pendulum February 1, 2006
1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.
2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats
2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
by Stop the pendulum August 28, 2005
A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.
Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!
by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006
1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).
2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.
3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball
2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.
3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball
1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!
2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!
3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!
2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!
3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!
by Stop the pendulum January 9, 2006
A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.
I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.
by Stop the pendulum March 6, 2006
by Stop the pendulum July 12, 2005
What's the deal with all these wiggers? It seems like Eminem started a new fad among young whites: self-hatred.
by Stop the pendulum August 9, 2005