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canine racist

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.
I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.
by Stop the pendulum May 31, 2006
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Grave

The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.
Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!
by Stop the Pendulum April 23, 2006
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human catnip

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.
by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006
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self-hater

An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.

I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005
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shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.
I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.
by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006
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exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.
I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.
by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006
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catolescent

1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.

2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."

From cat+adolescent
My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.
by Stop the Pendulum September 4, 2005
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