Stop the pendulum's definitions

magic number

1. A score of 69 in sports.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball.

3. 69

1. What's the score?
I got the magic number

2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.

by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006

myspace meow

A cat with his or her own myspace account.
Also known as a myspace mrow.

This is a riot! Who'd have thought there would be so many myspace meows?

by Stop the pendulum May 21, 2006

WTO

Women Taking Over, said to piss off a male chauvinist pig.

Male: I'm the man. It's a man's world and you belong beneath me, bitch.
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!

by Stop the Pendulum April 17, 2006

catolescent

1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.

2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."

From cat+adolescent

My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.

by Stop the Pendulum September 4, 2005

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

queen

1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.

2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.

1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats

2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005

steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006