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TWA

Trouble With Authority. Said of a chronically rebellious person.
This kid is said to have ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder. That's just a fancy-schmancy way of saying the brat has TWA!
by Stop the Pendulum November 22, 2006
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exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.
I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.
by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006
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shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.
I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.
by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006
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I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.
Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!
by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006
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human catnip

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.
by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006
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Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.
My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!
by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006
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Election year moderate

A politician, usually an ultraconservative, fascist Republican, but occasionally an ultraliberal, who pretends to take moderate positions on important political issues during an election year. Once elected, this politician will suddenly forget his or her campaign promises and govern from the fringes.
Election year moderates from the far right: Rick Santorum (latin for Asshole); George W. Bush; from the far left: George McGovern (1972)
by Stop the Pendulum August 9, 2006
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