Stop the pendulum's definitions

catolescent

1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.

2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."

From cat+adolescent

My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.

by Stop the Pendulum September 4, 2005

myspace meow

A cat with his or her own myspace account.
Also known as a myspace mrow.

This is a riot! Who'd have thought there would be so many myspace meows?

by Stop the pendulum May 21, 2006

WTO

Women Taking Over, said to piss off a male chauvinist pig.

Male: I'm the man. It's a man's world and you belong beneath me, bitch.
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!

by Stop the Pendulum April 17, 2006

queen

1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.

2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.

1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats

2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005

Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.

My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!

by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006

pig

An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.

You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!

by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005

mouse trap

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2005